The Bros Guide to Pacific Poison Oak.

What has leaves of three, green and sometimes red, and will make you want to run naked through a room full of rakes?

 Give up?

PACIFIC POISON OAK.

I'm writing about this today because I believe it has affected each and every one of us in one way or another- personally and very privately. If you've spent any amount of time in the lush valleys of Southern California, you may already be familiar with this devil plant. In hopes of preventing any further encounters with this plant, this article might help those confused with it's appearance and effects.

I'm not going to get ridiculously indepth with the genus and species name of the plants, I'm not going to explain why or how 15-34% of the population are immune until repeated exposures. I'm not going to explain how the urushiol interacts with the dermis layer of the skin to cause contact dermatitis and a more severe possible anaphalaxis.

I'm going to offer quick specific tips on avoiding this awful plant and enjoy the rest of your time outdoors!

• ARRRRGHHH...What the heck does this stuff look like!?

It's important to note where you're going to find these plants. It's called Pacific Poison Oak for a reason. It's specifically found in the Pacific Coast. It's also fair to state that Poison Ivy DOES NOT grow on the West coast.

Study these pictures well! Know your enemy. 

The "poison" in the Poison Oak is an oil called urushiol that irritates the skin and causes you to get a rash. This rash is barely comparable to a dozen or so mosquito bites. Itching is an understatement. It's the feeling that your skin doesn't belong on you! In more severe cases, blistering of the skin is a possibility, in that case, take great care to prevent infection if the skin should tear.

No two plants are exactly the same.

 Notice the bundles of three.
 Notice the rounded curves to the leaves.
Notice the spine running down the middle of the leaves and forward sweeping veins.
Notice the size
- about three leaves fit in the palm of your hand.
Notice the color
-Bright Green = Summer
-Red/Oily Red= Fall
Notice location
-Short shrubs/low to the ground
-Unless in vine form
-Mix with other vegetation such as chaparral and other dense areas of growth.


All parts of the plant have potential to cause an allergic reaction. Even after 2 years the oils are still active.

This is a Poison oak plant in the Summer or Fall?

FALL!

Look at this vine, looks like a morning glory plant or some Tarzan swinging rope vine.
WRONG.


 Although it is considered a shrub it may present itself as a vine. So be careful where you wrap your arms around when climbing a tree or finding a hand hold on a 30ft sandstone face!

 Final Quick Tips

• Should you come in contact with the poison oak plant, wash your skin with soap and cold water to remove the oils. Follow the soap and water with a water and rubbing alcohol mixture a 1:1 ration will do the trick.
• What about my clothes? Wash your clothes, boots, and whatever else you used outdoors! They can all carry the oils. Sneaky.
• Also, for any reason- DO NOT SMOKE the plant. It is extremely irritating to the lungs and will cause pulmonary edema- internal drowning- death! Don't Die!

Go Be Stoked and Do Not Fear the Oak. Respect it!

Sage Ranch: Simi Valley's Hidden Gem

Just when we thought we'd exhausted all other wilderness and unknown terrain in the San Fernando Valley there was Sage Ranch. One week ago, Kim did some digital exploration on Google Maps and stumbled on this beauty. A few hurried phone calls after work, we set out for a drive down some crazy turns and steep grades. A few times we uttered, "what the...where did we end up?" but we stayed committed and before we knew it we had already entered this gem of a park.
Technically this park is located directly between the San Fernando and Simi Valleys laying directly on the Ventura-LA County line. The entrance to this park lies on Woolsey Canyon Rd and Black Canyon Road (Google it). What is usually dry, dusty terrain in the Summer, is covered in lush blooming sage, chaparral, and natural grass in Spring. Within the first minute you'll notice the large sandstone, a dominant feature that adds to the potential of this park.

This is a beautiful park that is very accessible to any one ready to get some sun! Come stoked with a curious and adventurous attitude and prepare to have a great time.

Some more local fauna blooming, adding to the beauty of this desert landscape.

Entering the park we also noticed a nice little feature that definitely surprised Kim and I. Campgrounds. Quite a few campgrounds. All shaded with charcoal grills that were ready to
 use, except for a few that were locked. Although, it is important to note that there is this sign. "Group Camping Only", well I sure don't plan on doing any one man trips. Looks like I'm in the clear, right? Ha. I'm not recommending anything.

Yes, this park has a trail. Yes, we recommend all hikers to stay on the trail but the vegetation is hearty and low maintenance. As we are all aspiring climbers and mountaineers, we look forward to absailing these boulders. Belays will be set in place and we will all come home- hopefully with a few bumps and bruises.

You can get a wonderful view of the surroundings by scrambling up a few boulders. Watch your step and you'll be fine!

There are also countless caves, nooks, and crannies to explore in this park. Go, dig deep in this park. 

My few words of warning:

• Bring water! 1-2 liters should be just fine for a few hours here. There is access to water fountains at camp.
• Watch for snakes. Signs are posted everywhere, don't be aggressive in your exploration, respect the land!
• Keep an eye out for Poison Oak! Leaves of three let them be. Seriously.
• Don't litter. Don't Graffiti. Don't break Glass.

 Go check this place out, don't be bummed if you make a wrong turn. Enjoy the ride, you're going somewhere new!