My Blog Virginity

I guess this is the first post. I'm not really sure how to do this. So I'm just Going to do it like somebody I don't know is reading this. This Blog has started just so we [Bros] can document things as they happen because we are pretty awesome. For the first post I'll introduce the Bros I see most. Other Bros you'll meet later.

[In no particular order]

Here's Mitch. He's a racist. [without trying] If you ever meet a woman that is crying and need someone to make her feel better.. Call Mitch, although his intentions may not be totally clear, he's the man for the job. He is great to talk to about Religion, Music, and Education. He's as deep as the Bros get. Mitch never wastes food, plays guitar like a dream, and saves lives and rah-tards.
-The Most Racist-est Bro
-The Down-est Bro after 11pm

This is Wirsch [Wersh]. This guy is down for ANYTHING but never ask him to be the "Alchy Tester" again. [Inside Joke] He is adventurous, outdoorsy and makes things happen after we talk about ideas. He cooks all the food for some reason whether it's campfire grilling or Korean BBQ. He's Hard working and a funny dude. Probably does some of the dumbest things. He is working to save lives.

-Dufis

-'Slap Me' Champion

He is quiet around people he doesn't know. But when he warms up to you you realize that this guys is DUMB! Everyone that knows Sanam loves Sanam. He's a little guy [160lbs.] with a big heart. If anybody asks a Bro a homosexual question, the answer is usually with Sanam. This Bro is always around when any Bro needs him. He is currently a Bum.

-Lightweight

-Favorite Food: Eggs

Do you want to meet an Interesting Bro? Meet Marc. Marc can effortlessly destroy things like deep convos, good songs, and various drinking games, with a single words. He's ambitious about his career, all for the Bro House. Never let him pick a food place. One of the funniest guys a I know. Him and Wirsch are comedy together. Has a twitch and doesn't think he does

-The Sketchy-est Bro

-YEA!

Under the snorkeling mask that is Cam Meng. He is a Jerk for leaving us all and becoming a Rescue Swimmer for the Coast Guard. He's a mean guy that is insensitive towards every bodies feelings. He eats really gross food like sour kraut and stuff. He is definitely the most Adventurous, Outdoorsy Bro, and pushes all of us to be the same. He gets bad gas. He saves lives in Alaska.

-Mr. Insensitive

This is Dansker. He is loud, like really loud. Don't ever get into a shouting contest with him, you'll lose.Very competitive Bro. He wants to see the best for his Bros and is a good Bro. He is an avid soccer fan [boo!] and is pretty much down for anything as long as he doesn't have to drive or mow is lawn. He is great to talk about Religion, Philosophy, and Literature. He says outdated, quirky things all the time like, 'The Bees Knees' or 'Peachy keen'. We dig it

- The Moochy-est Bro

- MMMMYellow

This is Rodil and he is Mexican [he's not but we cant tell]. Hes a good Bro that always has your back. This dude loves to eat and sleep. Hes like a Teddy Bear. This Bro cares so much about helping women in need. Such a gentleman! He has the best laugh of all the Bros and is a great salsa dancer!

-Rivasa!

-BP Champion

Bigga da B. This dude is a character. He thinks he's Italian [he's not]. He fascinated with Hummers as well as saying the word Hummer. We don't see him as much because he works hard at LSU [Liquor Store University]
-Bigga
-Minage
-Boofan Gu

Nas is a fallen Bro that has recently been found. Dude has mad energy that cant be matched. Bros love hanging out with Nas. The question is does Nas love hanging out with the Bros? Hes like a Unicorn. When you see him, it's Magical.

Barrett

Q: Where is Bear at?
A: Work

Colin

Bro in training. He's like an angel waiting for his wings.

ME.

Well this is me and I'm tired so I didn't write on much as the last couple bros. and nothing about me. =]

I'm helpin' this bro out, he is tryin' too hard to be humble.
This is Billy. One thing you need to know is that he is DOWN, especially down to make late night journeys too Malibu... Second thing ya'll need to know is that when Sanam and Billy get together, it is magic. You'll witness a level of bickering unseen to human kind. Billy is a dedicated, loyal bro who'll be there when a bro is in need!
He is currently awaiting entrance into the Sheriff's Department.
He loves himself some B-Ball, surfing(learning), long boarding, and whatever adventure you can give him!
-DaMeanestBro

This is kim, she is a shebro always down for an adventure. She is generous and always offers to drive no matter the distance. She loves to be sketchy and is in love with animals. If she had one wish she would kill all humans and live in a world of just animals. She is alot of fun but dont get on her bad side (cough) dansker (cough) cuz she will eat you alive. 

-The forgotten Bro

-Shebro